Billboard Music Awards Fashion Review

This post is 4+ years old, and it’s under a readmore for a reason. I apologize for anything that makes you cringe. I’m cringing  thinking about what’s below, and now I’m cringing even more thinking of your (completely deserved) reaction. -8/11/17

I’m on time with this one! Finally. 

I didn’t see all of it, as I just stuck around for the people I wanted to see, but dang all those dresses were gorgeous. These are the ones I saw. 

Prepare yourselves for vague descriptions. Mainly dresses and hair, Justin Timberlake’s very nice face is somewhere in here, though. 

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  • Kesha. (Probably playing favorites as I write this, but come on.)

Dark gray+black lacy accents= Really freaking gorgeous.

Obligatory side view of hair.


It also had a pretty bow on the back!

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  • Shakira, Shakira

A gorgeous color blue with sheer-like sleeves and sides. Her hair also falls beautifully over one of her shoulders. 

From the side.

Here’s one of her performance outfit, her soccer-playing boyfriend/lover (Gerard Pique), and some PDA.

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  • Lorde. I don’t want to be too harsh because she probably spent hours in hair/makeup, and that dress (no matter how ugly) is probably worth more than my entire wardrobe. Underwear and shoes included. 

Dear Lorde. (Pardon the pun.)

Her performance outfit was much better.

Her hair didn’t look wet, nor was she all feathery. Hat was kind of cute. Very good at live singing. 


Not from the show, but I think she’s prettier with her natural hair and very little makeup. She did show me that pale brunettes (much like ourselves) can wear purple lipstick and look okay, though.

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  • Jordin Sparks. 

Little black, sparkly halter-top dress. If this were in my size, I would go steal it. Very cute ponytail with little cornrow-ish braids at the top.


Your view from the side. Cute little orange clutch. 

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  • Nicki Minaj

Built in side view. Pretty sure they had to tape her in the top of her dress, but she looked nice, anyway.

Other side view. Love that bracelet.

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  • Justin Timberlake. (I don’t care if he wasn’t actually there, he has a very nice face.)


“As long as I got my suit and tie.” (And a very attractive face.) Crew also looks good in their suits.

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Last, but not least, my favorite sassy, county-singing ladies:

  • Miranda Lambert and Carrie Underwood. 

On the red carpet. Both have gorgeous dresses. (I’d take Carrie’s if it weren’t yellow.)


Performance. Loved Miranda’s leather jacket and Carrie’s jewelry. 

I just love giving you side views.

I couldn’t find any cute Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton pictures(Actually, I couldn’t find any at all.), and this made me very sad. 

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 I also watched Katy Perry perfom Birthday. 

I should go eat and finish my Math homework because both are necessary for life.  Also, it’s my last week of school. 4 days left of my Freshman year.  It went by pretty fast, I can’t believe it.