99 Honestly Answered Questions

I used to do questionnaires all the time when I first started. I always enjoyed doing them and figured “Why stop now?”
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Closed, but my room door is always open so my pets can see me.
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels?
Yes. I use them, and they’ll just get thrown out, anyway.
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
I use them to make notes in my textbooks because they’re rentals.
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
I try to use them, but I usually forget.
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
Well, I’m not allergic to bears…
8: Do you have freckles?
None on my face, but a few on the rest of my body. Mostly my arms and legs.
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
No. Some pictures look better without a smile, especially portraits. Or a Googled angsty quote as an Instagram caption if you’re a certain ex friend of mine. 
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
People who talk loudly during class,  political posts on social media (from any side), “google is free sweetie :)))))))”.
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
No. I don’t even have a Fitbit/activity tracker.
12: Have you ever peed in the woods?
13: What about pooped in the woods?
No. I have to draw the line somewhere.
14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
I used to, but I’ve stopped the habit. I chew gum instead.
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
Zero. I’m okay with that.
17: What size is your bed?
It’s a twin bed.
18: What is your song of the week?
I listen to a lot of music.
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
Why wouldn’t it be?
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
Not a lot, but I do watch childhood favorites when they come on.
21: Whats your least favorite movie?
I don’t like superhero movies. I think they’re boring. My friend loves them, though. She could probably recreate Captain America if I asked her to.
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
Somewhere obvious. Like a safe deposit box. It’s rarely there in movies.
23: If you’re a girl, bra size? If you’re a guy, pants size?
32 D. Yes, it’s a real bra size. No, I haven’t found it outside of Victoria’s Secret. Bikini shopping is hard.
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Honey mustard
25: What is your favorite food?
I love pasta.
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
Easy A, Mean Girls. Disney movies like: Lilo and Stitch, The Lion King, and Mulan
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
My cat licked me, if that counts.
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
No. I did 4H for a little while, though.
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
No. I’m not that comfortable with my body. Plus, my mom wouldn’t even let me have a backless prom dress. Just imagine her reaction.
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
I wrote my sister a note and stuck it on her fridge, if that counts. Not very many letters start with “Sup, slut.”
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
My dad taught me, but I’d rather get it done by a professional.
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
33: Ever ran out of gas?
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
Turkey with mustard.
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
I hate breakfast foods, but oatmeal and waffles are okay. Fruits, too.
36: What is your usual bedtime?
37: Are you lazy?
Yes, but I also never do things halfway.
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
I was the red Teletubby when I was 3 or 4.
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
40: Are you horny?
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Not anymore.
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
I went to the LEGO store back in April when I was in DC and had so much fun. I made my own Lego figure.
43: Are you stubborn?
44: Who is better…Leno or Letterman?
I don’t watch either.
45: Ever watch soap operas?
No. I don’t really like them.
46: Are you afraid of heights?
No, but I also won’t be jumping out of a plane anytime soon.
47: Do you sing in the car?
With my sister, and only to certain songs.
48: Do you sing in the shower?
No. I don’t really like to sing.
49: Do you dance in the car?
50: Ever used a gun?
Yes. I took a gun safety course and everything.
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
My high school graduation pictures back in May.
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
Some of them. There are good musicals where singing drives the plot, then there are terrible ones where songs are mostly filler.
53: Is Christmas stressful?
Yes and no. Getting presents for certain people is stressful, but the rest is pretty enjoyable.
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
No. If it doesn’t have dairy, I’ll try it.
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
Cherry, apple, or pumpkin.
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
I changed them so much growing up. It’s not helping me as an adult.
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
No. I still find Ouija boards creepy, though.
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59: Take a vitamin daily?
No. I don’t like taking pills when I don’t have to. I try to eat decent foods so I don’t miss out on anything.
60: Wear slippers?
No. Either socks or bare feet. Growing up, I was taught that shoes aren’t worn in the house.
61: Wear a bath robe?
No. I either wear a towel or just get dressed.
62: What do you wear to bed?
Either a night gown/big t shirt or a tank top and underwear. No pants.
63: First concert?
I haven’t been to any concerts put on by someone famous. Unless you count orchestras.
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
I like Target, but my town is so small we only have WalMart. And a CVS.
65: Nike or Adidas?
I like both. I still have my Nike basketball shoes from 8th grade, and they don’t show any signs of falling apart.
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
When I eat chips I either eat Taco flavored Doritos or SunChips.
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
The name is familiar, but I don’t know much about them.
69: Ever take dance lessons?
No. Do I need them? Yes.
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
As long as we both make enough money to support each other.
71: Can you curl your tongue?
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
I’ve always been super shy. I’ve never won school spelling bees, but I have in the classroom.
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74: Own any record albums?
My dad used to collect them. I have tons of classic rock albums from the late 60s/70s as a result.
75: Own a record player?
76: Regularly burn incense?
No. I like candles better.
77: Ever been in love?
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
I’ve been wanting to see Kesha forever, but she’s on tour with Macklemore. If it were called the Adventures of Kesha By Herself, I’d see if I could get tickets.
79: What was the last concert you saw?
I don’t remember. I rarely go to concerts, and I’ve never been to one for someone famous.
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
Depends on the type of tea.
81: Tea or coffee?
I like both.
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
Sugar cookies. Especially the ones we make around Christmas. (I still have leftovers in the freezer.)
83: Can you swim well?
I can swim well enough to not drown.
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
Yes. Do people have a problem with it?
85: Are you patient?
No. I never have been.
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
I’ve been to weddings with either one. It depends on how good they are.
87: Ever won a contest?
I won a t shirt design contest at my grade school when I was little. My mom totally did all the work, though.
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
No. I’ve considered a nose job, but every time I’ve decided that it’s not worth the money.
89: Which are better black or green olives?
I don’t like either.
90: Can you knit or crochet?
No, but I can hand sew.
91: Best room for a fireplace?
Living room.
92: Do you want to get married?
Not now.
93: If married, how long have you been married?
I’m not even in a relationship.
94: Who was your HS crush?
No one. Not much to choose from in a small town.
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
If I said no, I’d be a liar.
96: Do you have kids?
97: Do you want kids?
No. I don’t really like being around children.
98: Whats your favorite color?
99: Do you miss anyone right now?
I miss my sister, even though we just saw each other last week. I wish we could see each other more often.